Before you post on the Rumor Mill, read and abide by these simple, common sense rules.
1. Do not threaten to kill or otherwise harm the President, his family, or anybody else for that matter. Do not even joke about it. We are very serious about this.
2. Do not post anything that is illegal (Slander and libel are illegal).
3. Do not link to anything that is illegal and/or pornographic (We don’t want cadets to get in trouble for visiting a porn site just because they clicked on a seemingly innocuous link on the Rumor Mill).
4. Do not use real names on the board. This is for your own protection (Also, do not try to circumvent this rule by merely describing a person in such detail that you have essentially given away his/her identity).
5. Do not gank someone’s handle.
6. Don’t be stupid! Don’t post anything here that could get you booted and don’t pimp your classmates.
7. If you must flame, do it intelligently. We can watch Ricki Lake if we want to see a bunch of ignorant, buck-toothed trash shouting, “You ain’t all that!” If you have nothing to say except, “Fuck you,” or, “Stupid bitch,” don’t waste space on the Rumor Mill.
8. Feel free to use this board for lost and found or to sell personal items, but do not try to run a multi-level marketing business on this site. If you want to sell vitamins, phone cards, or magic laundry disks, go build your own damn site.
9. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone… for any reason, whether you think it’s stupid or not.
10. If you display an inappropriate signature image, we’ll revoke your signature privilege.